'Shahrukh Khan to host 'Pakistani' Filmfare awards on Saturday'

loveish February 26, 2010 0

A Hindi film based award show in theory, Filmfare is apparently looking to honor the 26/11 NSG guards and rest of Pakistan-loving Indian armed forces this year by having Shahrukh ‘Pakistan’ Khan as its host. Wonder if Manoj Kumar is doing a marshalla to this one. That’s not all. Accompanying Shahrukh Khan supposedly would be the ‘Pakistani terrorist’ hero of Kurbaan, saif ali khan. Are you ready for some jihad or what?

Mr. Khan, Mr. Khan, Mr. Khan. Mr. Ali. Mr. Hashmi. Mr. Shukranallah, Salaam Walekum. Noorekhuda. Allah Hafiz, Hail jalaluddin akbar, baabar, osama, pajama, saddam, badruddin, chashmuddin etc etc. Folks, get ready for some of this bonanza this saturday as what might as well be known as the ‘Pakistani’ Filmfare awards from now on look to be hosted in your neighborhood in Mumbai once more by none other than ‘Pakistan’s’ biggest supporter, Janaab e ali Shahrukh Khan, coming recently off his epic Dulha Mil Gaya and My Name Is Khan but nonetheless with support of the wonderful ‘Pak’ fraternity that is film industry there in Mumbai.

Looking forward to more of that Islamic humor eh? People say Pakistan doesn’t have a film industry. That’s not true. Because when you got Bollywood, do you really need a Pakistani film industry? You’ve got the entire enchalada right there. Does ISI really need to do propoganda when you got Karan Johar, to make movies like My Name is Khan and Qurbaan? And here’s the best part, your tax rupees will be used in part to fund and subsidize the security for all this. Read more…

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